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greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things


me:  hey google what's up
google:  did you mean the stratosphere?
me:  that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

catliketendencies:

the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

I hate how you can go from talking all the time about everything to nothing at all with no explanation