fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
jkellemn0p: I actually really love it when someone remembers small details and quirks about me or addresses me by my name at unexpected times like at the end of a sentence and I don’t know why but I just really, really do.
peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
whorville: Happy has five letters Pizza has five letters This is no coincidence
tappingtomlinson: brittun: tappingtomlinson: THIS GUY IN MY CLASS NEXT TO ME WAS ON TUMBLR AND I LOOKED OVER AND ONE OF MY TEXT POSTS WAS ON HIS DASH AND I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT DID HE REBLOG OR NOT THAT IS THE QUESTION HE DIDNT AND I FELT SLIGHTLY OFFENDED NGL
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
That awkward moment when your best friend from...
foodtrucker: I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
a-f-c: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me YES. YES YES YES.
doctorwho: kia-kaha-winchesters: runaeveena: By this saturday, supernatural, sherlock, doctor who, homestuck, and the english hetalia will all be on hiatus simultaneously. You have been warned. The fanageddon is near what’s a hiatus?
underestimatedoswinfangirl: realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne: johnnydepps: iamjonwanker: yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot yes mom he’s 31 but he’s...
Me: what now?
Anxiety: Nothing, just wanted to worry you today.
Anxiety: Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now.
Anxiety: Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit.
Anxiety: Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that?
Anxiety: Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day!
Me: ...shut up.
Anxiety: Will you ever rise to anything?
Me: Shut up!
Anxiety: Or are you always this pathetic? Lol
Me: Why can't you leave me alone!?
Anxiety: Because messing with your head is what I live for.
getoffmybloghoe: dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by
greatwhiteprivilege: i love drawing hearts i wish i had one
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths